| aughintober, northern ireland

"Some say she's writing the FMM's new set using a recorder,

others say he's the only international judge being aloud to judge the worlds,

all I know is - IT'S THE GUEST WRITER!"

Isee via the guestbook Turkey seems to be missing the GW - ?the guestwriter dosn't seem to be doing much writing??? so here is an update ofthe problems we are experiencing and some solutions.

PROBLEM

Turkey has still not made it to band practice as he is in Glasgow, eh, studying ...I think.

SOLUTION

Book a flight home

PROBLEM

Glenn wants band practice to start at 7.30pm Sharp and doesn't want ?any of these 7.50pm arrivals? anymore.

SOLUTIONS

Jasonstop texting people saying you will be disappointed if they dont bringsweets to band ? this requires stopping on the road to band and leavingsaid person late.

Ashleywe know you dont' get out of work until 6pm and you have to get downthe road from Omagh, eat and head for band but all you have to do ismiss your dinner and you will be on time. Whats more important - foodso you wont faint at band or Glenn being happy?? You know the answer ?We will catch you before you hit the ground, dont worry.

Ruth stop asking Rob/Ashley to stop at the BP so you can get coffee.

Keepingin mind the lateness to band Rob thought it would be a good idea toexplain the Power of Car Pooling as he seems to think that is what iskeeping his crew late.

Carpooling(also known as car-sharing, ride-sharing, lift-sharing), is the shareduse of a car by the driver and one or more passengers. As thesecarpoolers are helping the environment Rob believes his car crew shouldreceive immunity from any ?Your Late? accusations.

PROBLEM

There are bad odours travelling around the band hall

SOLUTION

Jason, Glenn and Ben put some deodrant on before you go to band. We do not need to see or hear about your sweaty armpits.

Thats all for now

Until next time

The Guest Writer - "we don't know its name, we really don't know its name, nobody knows its name, and we don't wanna know"